
The three student flatmates had dared each other to enter the WNBR one drunken Friday night. Aaron and Dom had completely forgotten about it until juts a few days before the event when Tim looked up from his phone and said, “OK, I just booked the bikes for the ride.”
“What ride?” asked Dom.
“Yeah, what ride?” echoed Aaron.
“The WNBR this Saturday,” replied Tim.
“Uh? What the fuck is a WNBR?” Dom asked.
“World Naked Bike Ride. Remember? We agreed to enter it the other Friday,” replied Tim.
“Fuck. No way I’m getting naked and riding a bike through the city,” said Tom, looking over at Aaron for support.
Aaron added, “Me neither.”
“Chickens. Both of you,” challenged Tim.
“Seriously, Tim, you booked bikes for a WNBR?” asked Dom.
“Yeah, but since I’m surrounded by chickens I best cancel yours and Aaron’s.”
“You gonna do it by yourself, then?” asked Aaron.
“Yeah, since you’re both too fucking chicken to ride naked for a good cause,” Tim replied.
“Stop calling me chicken,” Aaron near shouted back.
“Well, do the fucking ride then,” smirked Tim.
“What the!” answered Dom and Aaron together.
The conversation was left there. They had lectures to go to, but back in the flat later that day, “So, you guys still chicken?” Tim taunted.
“Can you just STFU about it?” asked Dom.
Tim came back quickly with, “Yeah, sure, if you agree to do it.”
Dom turned to Aaron, “We are so not gonna get any peace round here until we say yeah. What you say?”
“WTF? You want to do it too?” asked a surprised Aaron.
“Why the fuck not? Might be a laugh,” replied Dom.
“Awesome. We just got Aaron left as the chicken,” Tim laughed.
“Fuck, guys, OK, OK, OK. I’ll do it,” said a collapsed Aaron.
“Fucking awesome, dude. This’ll be sweet,” replied Tim.
That was a couple of days ago. The three flatmates have just finished the WNBR through the city where they study. As they complete the race, they’re approached by the naked reporter, “Hey, how was it for you guys to ride together? Can I interview you all for the local station?”
Before they knew anything about it the camera was pointing at them, and a barrage of questions, “So you’re students at the college here? Awesome, I’ll make sure to get this interview up on the college website. Now, what made you all strip down for the ride today?”
Aaron pointed at Tim, “It was his idea.”
“WTF, no, replied Tim, “we all agreed, remember?”
“Yeah. After many pints on a Friday night.”
“This is awesome guys, that you’re all so comfortable knowing each other and being naked together. Do you guys live naked together?”
“What? No!” near shouted Aaron.
“Haha that would be interesting,” laughed Tim.
“Yes, and it would be great to do a follow up interview with you next week perhaps.”
“What? With us still naked?” stuttered Aaron.
“Yes, of course, naked,” replied the naked interviewer.
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