sal ganuth

Jake had so much to drink with his mates one Friday night. So his mates decided to strip him naked and leave him at a local hotel. Not that Jake knew anything about that until he woke up to a screaming guest who’d found him naked just outside their room.
“WTF? What?” Jake stammered as he took in his lack of clothes and mates.
As the guest ran downstairs to reception, Jake staggered out down the fire escape into the carpark, dazzled by the broad daylight, muttering, “Where the fuck am I? How the fuck am I gonna get home?”