sal ganuth

“A charity race? WTF.”
“Yeah,” Frank handing Dan the leaflet.
“WTF Frank? This says charity naked run.”
“Naked. Just means no heart rate monitors, that sort of thing.”
“You sure?”
“Yeah, totally, I mean they can’t mean naked naked can they?”

Day of the run, an official says, “OK, drop your clothes in the bag, and you can collect them at the end of the race.”
“WTF? You want us to run naked?”
“Sure. It’s a naked run. Didn’t you read the flyer?”
“Yes, but I didn’t think…”
“That it meant naked? You can keep your shoes, everything else off.”