sal ganuth

“No! No photos,” Dan turns round to see the crowd on the beach, phones out.
“Well you shouldn’t have forgotten your kit for the tournament,” replies the coach, “Concentrate on the job in hand.”
Dan shakes his head, “WTF? I can’t believe this, ten of us bare assed naked on the beach with a crowd of dozens all checking us out.”
Guy, behind, laughs, “Concentrate Dan, stop thinking about it. I mean what’s the problem? From where I’m standing you’ve got nothing to worry about, know what I mean?”
“WTF Guy? You perving my ass now?”
“In your dreams, Dan.”