
Mark had signed up for ten classes but realised too late they did it nude. Everybody else had stripped down without a care in the world, and he was soon the odd one out still fully clothed. The yoga teacher had come over to him, “It’s normal to feel a bit nervous first time, but you’ll quickly get used to it.”
Mark was self-conscious as he stripped down and taken a place near the back of the room. But now, resting at the end of the class, what he dreaded would happen was happening and he was feeling totally exposed.

The yoga teacher always demonstrated the pose, step by step, before leading his students into it.
He heard gasps from the class and simply thought they were thinking ‘I’ll never be able to do that’ or similar. But, in reality, the gasps and ‘wows’ were more about how he was silhouetted against the studio windows, his shaved smooth body revealing, well, everything to them.
When he got back up out of the pose and asked if that was clear, one of the class quipped, “not quite, could you go through it all again slowly, please?”
“Sure,” the unsuspecting teacher replied.
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