sal ganuth

“Dude, I paid the forfeit, running round the block bare assed naked.”
“Yeah and it was hot to see your ass jiggling as you ran off.”
“Haha. So give me back my clothes.”
“What clothes? I don’t see no clothes.”
“WTF you done with them?”
“I dunno… I was checking my texts when a couple of hobos walked past me. I heard them say something like ‘what we got here?’ then the next I knew I saw you coming round the corner, your cock and balls bouncing as you ran.”
“But my clothes, man, they’re gone?”
“Not my problem, dude.”