sal ganuth

“Officer, you gotta believe me. Two guys were waving frantically – they had their bonnet up – I stopped to help. Then one of them pulled a knife and told me to stay calm.”
“Then what happened?”
“They told me to hand over the car keys – so I did – I mean I didn’t want to get hurt. Then they wanted my wallet and phone and then they told me to strip. WTF? In broad daylight.”
“And I suppose they took off in your car.”
“Yes, that’s exactly how it happened, officer.”
“Ok. Hop in and we’ll take you down to the station.”