sal ganuth

“Just calm the fuck down lad.”
“But officer, please, no, you got this all wrong.”
“All wrong eh? We’ve had a call about a guy running round naked. And here you are. Naked. I think we got our man.”
“But, I was mugged.”
“Oh yeah? And stripped completely? Original!”
“It’s true. I was mugged, stripped. They took everything.”
“Well, I can see you got nothing on you, that’s true enough.”
“But, but, please, just let me go. I’ve done nothing wrong.”
“You can tell us all about when we get you down to the station. We’ve got all night, lad.”