sal ganuth

“I don’t really know. I woke up and here I was. Naked on the roadside.”
“You’re naked? And you don’t know where you are? Is that your emergency?”
“That’s right. Please help. I’m supposed to be getting married today.”
“But your life isn’t in danger?”
“Not right now but if I don’t get to the registry office my husband-to-be might have something to say about it.”
“Is he usually violent towards you?”
“No, no, figure of speech. Please help me.”
“Your life is not in danger, it’s not an emergency. I’m sorry, but I can’t help.”
“Please, please, don’t hang…”