sal ganuth

“How the hell does this thing work?”
“How the fuck should I know bro? I’m not my grandad.”
“Think bro. We’re stuck here bollock naked on the wrong side of town.”
“Maybe you just type in a number on the keypad, like?”
“Fucking fantastic! How the fuck am I supposed to know anyone’s number?”
“Don’t blame me. It was your idea to come here, then we got ourselves mugged and stripped and…”
“Fucking calm down.”
“C’mon bro, get on with it. I’m freezing my balls off here. Fuck don’t look now but I think our troubles are only just beginning.”